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\"Photo<\/a>
shot: june 16 | printed: today | gif-sur-yvette (distant outskirts of paris) | down the drain<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

\u2014 Albert, il faut qu’on parle.
\n\u2014 Crois-tu Palmyre ? <\/p>\n

Sais-tu qu’en ce moment m\u00eame, \u00e0 cet instant, des mandrills errent dans l’ombre rose d’une savane, une vieille dame s’\u00e9croule morte dans la rue, une sauterelle vert amande effec\u00adtue un bond, une bille roule sous un buffet, une stalactite de glace se d\u00e9tache d’un piton, une ch\u00e8vre met bas, un adolescent fait \u00e0 ses parents l’aveu de son homosexualit\u00e9, une vague se brise sur un rocher, un grain de riz choit sur un col, une pi\u00e8ce de puzzle irr\u00e9m\u00e9diablement s’\u00e9gare, une bourrasque emporte un toit, un po\u00e8te trouve une rime, une corde de guitare casse, un cycliste se fracture la clavicule, un incendie se propage aux \u00e9tages, une femme se cam\u00adbre et jouit, un coup de feu part, un cygne plonge, un g\u00e2teau sort du four, un Van Gogh est authentifi\u00e9, des cheminots se mettent en gr\u00e8ve, un nuage devient un aigle, un tennisman smashe, un radis germe, un b\u00e9b\u00e9 vomit, un vin tourne, un couteau lac\u00e8re un corps, un \u00e9colier triche, un gar\u00e7on de caf\u00e9 tr\u00e9buche, une banane est pel\u00e9e, un lacet se rompt, une horloge s’arr\u00eate, un sapin se couche, un cambrioleur p\u00e9n\u00e8tre par effraction dans une villa de bord de mer aux volets bleus puis d\u00e9robe une petite guitare espa\u00adgnole, un groupe folklorique r\u00e9p\u00e8te son quadrille, une prostitu\u00e9e refuse un client ivre, du lait bouillant d\u00e9borde de la casserole, deux d\u00e9m\u00e9nageurs d\u00e9char\u00adgent une armoire, une automobile percute un mur, un grutier grimpe dans sa cabine, le cours d’une action s’effondre, une fillette ramasse une plume, un cheval secoue sa crini\u00e8re et chie, un homme brun se d\u00e9barrasse d’une chiquenaude du m\u00e9got de sa cigarette, un homme blond aussi, un \u00e9crivain s’essaye \u00e0 autre chose, un cercueil descend dans une fosse, un c\u0153lacanthe se propulse vers l’avenir d’un coup de queue, une m\u00e9t\u00e9orite se d\u00e9sint\u00e8gre en entrant dans l’atmosph\u00e8re, une fourmi bifurque, un marteau s’abat, en ce moment m\u00eame aussi, Palmyre, et d’ailleurs \u00e0 chaque instant, tout cela reste vrai.
\n\u2014 Notre couple, Albert…
\n\u2014 Et une barque s’amarre \u00e0 un piquet de bois vermoulu sur la berge d’un \u00e9tang quelque part.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Eric Chevillard, Juste ciel<\/em> (2015).
\nBrillamment grin\u00e7ant comme toujours, le petit Chevillard. A lire d’un \u0153il en surveillant la d\u00e9crue de l’autre.
\n
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