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D\u00e9cembre 2021, ailleurs. Une ambiance de fada.<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
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\u2014 Raconte-moi quelque chose, c’est si affreusement tranquille ici, le ruissellement dans la chemin\u00e9e r\u00e9sonne comme de la poudre d’os dans les murailles, et le murmure de l’ampoule est vide et toxique, ac\u00e9r\u00e9 comme une aiguille, s’il te pla\u00eet, raconte-moi quelque chose. Les crochets au plafond, les conduites d’eau hors d’usage dans les coins sourient et me font signe de leur attacher des cordes, ils sont forts, vieux, solides. S’il te pla\u00eet, raconte-moi une histoire dr\u00f4le, dit chaton, en me regardant d’un air d\u00e9sesp\u00e9r\u00e9.
\n\u2014 Oui, ma ch\u00e8re enfant, mais je t’ai d\u00e9j\u00e0 tout racont\u00e9 ! Qu’est-ce que tu voudrais encore entendre, toi, tes petits bras et tes petites jambes minces, tendres, blancs, ton petit nez brillant, au bout duquel pend une gouttelette que j’aimerais enlever en t’embrassant, et tes yeux mouill\u00e9s. Ne pleure pas, c’est toujours calme quand on change d’ann\u00e9e. Si nous restons tr\u00e8s tranquilles, peut-\u00eatre m\u00eame pourrons-nous entendre comment l’ann\u00e9e bascule dans l’autre, un g\u00e9missement t\u00e9nu, une expiration comme celle d’un petit chat.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Le gros po\u00e8te,<\/em> Matthias Zschokke (\u00e9d Zo\u00e9, 2021).<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n

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<\/span>Afficher\/masquer le bavardage...<\/div>
\nMatthias Zschokke est pour moi la plus belle r\u00e9v\u00e9lation de ces derniers jours de 2021, pas juste le nom le plus difficile \u00e0 retenir, \u00e0 moins que ce soit \u00e0 prononcer\u2026 Avec cette photo dont je n’abimerai pas non plus le myst\u00e8re, nous voici en bonne compagnie pour d\u00e9river dans l’inconnu proche, et tant pis pour les feux d’artifice de nouveau interdits. Bon bout d’an !<\/em>
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